But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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