let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
did you just send me my own nude
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Randomize
