Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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