Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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