names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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