I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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