I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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