school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Randomize
