Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I will be naked everywhere
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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