you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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