You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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