If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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