There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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