id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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