Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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