I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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