so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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