would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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