Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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