He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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