Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Someone came in the potted fern
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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