I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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