they need to just BURY HIM!
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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