5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The best revenge is premature balding
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
