what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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