the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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