sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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