that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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