i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
