i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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