i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
How naked do you want me to be?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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