By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
