Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Randomize
