She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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