We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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