It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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