Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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