Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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