How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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