I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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