this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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