Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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