new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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