Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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