I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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