I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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