i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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