Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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