I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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