im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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